Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 27, 2016
Transcript:
Zonker: Mike, you've got to find yourself a place to stay. This is no way to live! Mike: It's not bad, Zonk. I'm saving a lot on food, and I avoid the commute. Everything I need is right here in this office! In fact, I... oh, no. Marcia! The damn sprinkler again! Marcia; Sorry, Mike. The new girl turned it back on!
Has he never heard of a microwave or toaster oven?