Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 28, 2016
Transcript:
Woman: J.J.! Curtain in 30 minutes! JJ: Just get word to him that it'd mean a lot to me if he could make the opening, okay, Marcia? Marcia: I'll try, J.J., but he's in a very important meeting right now. Mike: Actually, I kind of needed this. Zonker: Mike, just talk to her, okay?
I could never figure Zonker out. Sometimes he’s as naive as a child. Well, OK, most of the time. But here he’s the sage marriage counselor.