Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 08, 2020

Jeff Sessions and William Barr names were never good.

“I’m not a joke!” And Jessica Hahn is not a bimbo…

The whole crew is one huge bad joke.

If Ted Cruz is “that” Ted Cruz , Mussolini’s jacket is Trump’ jacket ? Or I didn’t understand ?

Alan Dershowitz’s name hasn’t been good since the O.J. Simpson trial 25 years ago!

Another cartoon that Trump Disciples will not understand.

They believe everyone on that (very partial) list have sterling reputations.

Also Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Mike Flynn, Michael Cohen, and Jeffery Epstein.

“…will never recover their good names”. I don’t know. Never under estimate the ability of the American public to forget.

And the senators

As time goes on this list will get ever longer. Count on it.

You might have room if you returned to a daily schedule.

Lindsey Graham was someone who I thought had a modicum of integrity, but after McCain died, he became just another GOP dirtbag.

Am I allowed to mention Gorsuch and (impeach) Kavanaugh?

Speaking of Jeff Sessions, you should see Sessions’ campaign ads in his attempt to win the Alabama Republican primary for Senate – beyond pathetic. The man apparently has no self-pride or shame; he still fervently proclaims his undying loyalty to everything Trump. Yet, perversely he probably has a better than even chance of not only becoming the Republican senate candidate but also winning the general election in November.

Seem I´m one of the lucky ones, I don´t know who any of these are!

Not nearly in the league of the truly evil ones from history but still noteworthy as bootlicking lackeys of a wannabe tinhorn dictator. And then there’s Dershowitz, who really has fallen down the rabbit hole.

Dershowitz was only a voice over because he wasn’t FULLY dressed. Mike was tempted to compliment Alan on his “nice boxers,” but quickly realized that such an oblique comment could provoke litigation, so he settled for a well-known home truth.

Most of those people were never respected by anyone who knew their records. William Barr? Reince Priebus? Jefferson Beauregard Sessions? Puh-leeze.

The members of the Republican plot to steal the USA and turn it into a fascist plutocracy.

C’mon Garry, bring back Alpha House! It is REALLY needed today.

It is supposed to be an honor and a privilege to meet the President of the United States, much less to work for/with him. How things have changed. So sad…

Latest improvement the resident wants to install in the White House “dump”: a revolving door for the Cabinet room.

I do not dispute your right to politicize your strip and wage meritless attacks on adversaries, but when you scream “anathema, anathema” at Republicans or Trump for similar tactics, you advertise your shallowness. You amuse only that needy part of your audience that requires constant affirmation.

Speaking of the infantile behavior of requiring constant affirmation, who was it again who’s in the White House these days?

Trudeau is a national treasure.

Dershowitz was never a serious legal scholar. Instead, he was (and is) a showboating defense attorney. In other words, he spends a huge amount of his time hanging out with criminals………..

Reince Priebus was respected? When was that; I forget.

The image of Lindsey Graham which will be with me for the rest of my life is the look on his face when he was screeching untruths at his fellow (“Democrat”) senators after the Kavanaugh hearing.

Let’s not leave out this clown: “Here’s a guy that inherited $200 million. If he hadn’t inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now? Selling watches in Times Square.” – Marco Rubio, Republican “debate”, 25 February 2016

Yes, you are, Alan.

Rule of Capitalism #77 you can always buy back a lost reputation.

How big is the Doonesbury mail room? How many dimensions does it cross? I’d say its so big that even the present cannot hold it, and that some rooms exist on a physical planes where time is irrelevant, where the present is merely the past disguised and the past itself but a foreshadowing of future events.

Alan Dershowitz’s specialty before Trump was getting off wealthy wife murderers and taking his fee in cash with bloody fingerprints on it.He will go down in history along with J.Peter Twillbrain and Habe Corpussle.And to quote somebody who had him pegged early—-“I wouldn’t trust what Donald Trump said even if his tongue were notarized”—-ED KOCH.

Here’s a question…trump took claim for the stock market rising, why not the blame for it going head first into the toilet? Oh, right, forgot who I’m talking about. Sorry.

Lindsay Graham good ? LOLOLOLOL!!! Oddly, Tillerson DOES look good compared to ALL of his “colleagues” in this regime. He actually stood up to the Idiot !