Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 15, 2023

Jeff and Zipper should somehow team up!!! What could go wrong??

he is going to fit right in, there.

Everybody missed the “may have been” and the why?

Sounds more like the old PCH scam contest. You might already be a millionaire just buy $2000 worth of magazines.

My daughters were recruited to a lot of schools… Who knew colleges had access to families’ credit scores?

Do high school students still get letters(emails now) about being included in a Who’s Who of American High School Students (just pre-order a copy)

I got a similar letter, from publisher’s clearinghouse.

I like the “form letter” format. You know his name is printed in bold just like she is reading it and there is probably a space wide enough for a longer name.PCH story: Once received their mailing with my first and last names reversed. Read that way ,through jt

Tried to fix the typo and it sent automatically…oh well…

Hey, I think I recently got the same email from AARP. They must really want me to join up. I wonder how much they pay.

“Why? Because we LIKE you!”

That reminded me of a local car dealer whose ad stated, “We accept all credit applications.” Of course they accept them all, they just don’t approve them all. We could probably write a book listing all of the deceptive statements and practices.

“You may also be related to the royal family of Nigeria.”

Always keeping in mind that about 71% of all tuitions in the US go for sports programs, not education.

They’ll give him a car and a case of booze

Don’t push it, kid…

A car? Depends: What sport do you play?

Nice form letter!

I assume he also gets free magazine subscriptions

The Publisher’s Clearing House scam.

. . . No.