In the summer time when I was a kid, I’d leave the house and my folks never had any idea where I was. I’d come home in the evening, if not before, after playing with friends and whatnot. Small town. Long ago. Much safer. And if I did something wrong at a friend’s house, their folks would discipline me for it. And that was fine with my folks who would most likely amplify on it when I got home.
These kids must be new to this concept. When we were kids, we had the entire town mapped in our heads including the scenic routes, shortcuts and how to move stealthily to avoid witnesses.
First rule of free-range play is to establish familiarity with every route home. And have your address memorized. This came in mighty handy when my brother and cousin tried to ditch me in the woods. I went straight home while they were out for hours trying to find me and thinking they were in major trouble…
I wonder if they are supposed to be in Maryland, where those kids were picked up for being free range. If they live near Great Falls, they could possibly make it across and into Montgomery County, where that happened. That said, the only police cars I could find that were that color were in Florida!
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
I thought free range kids went extinct during the second Reagan term.
amethyst52 Premium Member 9 months ago
Free range kids stopped at the Baby Boomers children.
sugordon 9 months ago
Ok, at least we now know she didn’t die a few weeks ago :)
snsurone76 9 months ago
Leo does the cooking? Now, THERE’S a great husband!!
snsurone76 9 months ago
Next time, equip your kids with GPS.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 9 months ago
Just tell him the nice man with candy dropped you off there.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 9 months ago
WTH?
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 9 months ago
At least we lived on an Island, a small one. They couldn’t go far.
comic4matt 9 months ago
Alex is still alive after all…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 9 months ago
So, anybody know where they are?
Packratjohn Premium Member 9 months ago
Grew up in rural Florida in the 50s. We were kicked out of the house after breakfast and told to be home in time for dinner. We survived.
VegaAlopex 9 months ago
With great power also must come great responsibility.
Dancing Fox Premium Member 9 months ago
I grew up in the 40s. We were all free range and it was fine – although I did get lost on the way home from a new school once.
cmerb 9 months ago
That was me some years ago , growing up on the East side of Detroit I’m sad to say ?
Carl Premium Member 9 months ago
Kids may be free range but mom’s going to the big house.
fusilier 9 months ago
…there’s a difference between “free-range” and “feral.”
fusilier
James 2:24
ladykat 9 months ago
Uh-oh.
Judeeye Premium Member 9 months ago
Nice to see Alex and I hope this continues next Sunday.
cracker65 9 months ago
Funny comic.
timinwsac Premium Member 9 months ago
In my time it was be home for meals and head home when the street lights came on.
BrianMorris 9 months ago
Say Thank You to Officer Krupke for bringing you home — all the way from 1960s NYC.
sueb1863 9 months ago
Kids, you’re in a heap o’ trouble.
Mainesailah Premium Member 9 months ago
Great to see the twins again. Garry needs to assure us there are successive generations to D’berry characters.
bobbyferrel 9 months ago
In the summer time when I was a kid, I’d leave the house and my folks never had any idea where I was. I’d come home in the evening, if not before, after playing with friends and whatnot. Small town. Long ago. Much safer. And if I did something wrong at a friend’s house, their folks would discipline me for it. And that was fine with my folks who would most likely amplify on it when I got home.
NRHAWK Premium Member 9 months ago
These kids must be new to this concept. When we were kids, we had the entire town mapped in our heads including the scenic routes, shortcuts and how to move stealthily to avoid witnesses.
akosoffsky 9 months ago
Mr. Trudeau…Too many disappointing Sundays…
txmystic 9 months ago
First rule of free-range play is to establish familiarity with every route home. And have your address memorized. This came in mighty handy when my brother and cousin tried to ditch me in the woods. I went straight home while they were out for hours trying to find me and thinking they were in major trouble…
mistercatworks 9 months ago
She’ll be so glad they only got the police car ride home because they were lost.
jvo 9 months ago
When I was four in the very early 60s, my great aunt took me walking everywhere within five miles of home.
Both parents worked.
Once she was satisfied I knew my way around, the only rule was, “Be home by sundown.”
By the time I was nine our school would take us on excursions to many places within our city of 2½ millions.
We were expected to find our own way home, nobody got lost.
kauri44 9 months ago
Toggle’s a Kiss fan?
Eric S 9 months ago
Gen Xer kids aren’t free to roam?
s.gottlieb 9 months ago
This article might explain the Virginia reference, and why they’re in a police car: >
GaryCooper 9 months ago
They live in Virginia? Why?
Dragoncat 9 months ago
Not anymore, they’re not!
GaryCooper 9 months ago
Hiring the boys out to the rock quarry, Alex?
That’s one way to make ends meet, I guess.
Especially now that Republican legislatures are legalizing child labor.
GaryCooper 9 months ago
I guess the little sister is home. She’s not mentioned as being missing.
tomfromthe50s 9 months ago
Back then, us kids would have been picked up hundreds of times!
eced52 9 months ago
Not free range if the metal screen was up in the Police car.
Ammo hates the comment policy Premium Member 9 months ago
My wandering in the 60’s was predicated on not arriving home in the back of a squad car or ambulance. A wonderful time to grow up.
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
They usually arrest the parents too.
lindz.coop Premium Member 9 months ago
Just load WAZE on their phone…
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 months ago
Not really that funny.
Time for the return of Zonker Harris, Supernanny(The cannabis business isn’t doing taht well lately)
Leewit 9 months ago
I wonder if they are supposed to be in Maryland, where those kids were picked up for being free range. If they live near Great Falls, they could possibly make it across and into Montgomery County, where that happened. That said, the only police cars I could find that were that color were in Florida!