Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 09, 1997
Transcript:
June: Norman, if you like Opal Steinbauer, why don't you call and ask her out? Norman: Because if she says no, I'd feel terrible. I have an idea! I'll call and and invite her to go someplace she'd never want to go! Then, when she says no, I won't take it personally! Even better, I'll call her at two in the morning! Ralph: I'm beginning to understand why you haven't landed a job.