Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 24, 1999
Transcript:
Wendy: There you are! Patrick: Norman! You missed the entire movie! What happened? Norman: I experienced "multiplex disorientation"! After I went to the restroom, I couldn't find my way back to the right theater! I looked in every single one, but it was dark and I couldn't find you guys! Patrick: That could also be because we moved down to the front row! Wendy: Shush!
I would be surprised there were any seats left unseated in the front row.