Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 25, 1999
Transcript:
Norman: I waited in line for 3 days to see Episode I at the giant 25-screen multiplex... But I missed the entire movie because I went to the restroom and couldn't find my way back to the right theater! What could be worse? Patrick: Can I call you sometime, Wendy? Wendy: I'd like that, Patrick!