Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 24, 2009
Transcript:
ralph says, "Ypure a buffet cop, no-neck?" Man says, "That's right, Ralph!" Man syas, "there's something about a buffet that makes normally nice people become unruly!" Man says, "It's a phenomenon known as "Buffet Rage". Excuse me?" Man says, "Salad tongs are not weapons people!!"