Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 25, 2009
Transcript:
No-neck says, "Well, well, well! Looky what we have here!" Ralph says, "What is it, no-neck?" No-neck says, "You filled your water glass with soda! That's a serious buffet violation!" Ralph says, "I must have pressed the wrong buttn! I thought this water looked a little bubbly and orangy!" No-neck says, "Too bad! I'll have to add it to your tab!" Ralph says, "It sure tastes watery!"