Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 19, 2010
Transcript:
Norman says, "I'm in the mall jail, dad!" Ralph says, "The mall jail??!" Ralph says, "Holy crud! I've been a distinguished mall cop for years! I have a reputation to protect!" Ralph says, "If I ever decide to run for public office, this could be embarrassing!" Ralph says, "Do I even want to know what you did?" Norman says, "Probably not!"