Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 20, 2010
Transcript:
Ralph says, "Norman, why are you in the mall jail?! What did you do??!" Norman says, "I went snorkeling in the fountain!" Ralph says, "That's not so bad!" Norman says, "And I jumped up and down on all the beds in the mattress store!" Ralph says, "A minor infraction..." Norman says, "And I rode the escalator without holding the handrail!" Ralph says, "Whoa! Now you're looking at hard time!"