Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 12, 2011
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January 13, 2011
Transcript:
Ralph says, "A recount?? But I won the election fair and square!!" No-neck says, "The absentee ballots aroused suspicion, Ralph!" Larry says, "Some of the signatures are fictitious!" Ralph says, "Fictitious??" Ralph says, "Ryan Seacrest is a real person!!"
Why do you have such a big celebrity crush on Ryan Seacrest, Ralph?