Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 13, 2011
Transcript:
No-neck says, "These ballots are fake! It's clear that you cheated to win the election!" No-neck says, "The lodge hereby strips you of the title of exalted ruler!" Larry says, "Hand over everything!" No-neck says, "Your crown! Your sword!" Larry says, "Your sash! Your cape!" Ralph says, "Can I keep my 'xlted rler' license plate?" No-neck and Larry says, "Everything!!"