Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 14, 2011

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No-neck says, "Due to voter fraud, the new exalted ruler will be the runner-up!" Ralph says, "Who's that??" Steinbauer says, "Me!" Ralph says, "Steinbauer??!" No-neck says, "We hereby crown Steinbauer the new exalted ruelr!" No-neck says, "I guess we'll ahve to get the crown resized!" Steinbauer says, "You must have a huge head, Ralph!"