Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 01, 2012

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Broker: I hate to tell you, but this baseball was not signed by Abraham Lincoln. Ralph: What?? It has to be real! I paid $250 for it at a garage sale!! Broker: Trust me, Abraham Lincoln never signed this baseball! Ralph: Dang! I was afraid to ask him about my hockey puck signed by General Custer!