Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 02, 2012
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September 03, 2012
Transcript:
Ralph: I weigh exactly 249 pounds. Hand me a donut, Norm! I still weigh 249 pounds. Hand me another one! Still 249. Hand me another! 249. One more! 250! OK, take one back! I can eat three donuts without gaining a pound! Norman: You're so careful about what you eat, I'm surprised you never lose weight!
eat donuts and fast food, Still kicking, Guess I’ll go to work. I’m guessing Doctors told you that stuff. I avoid all those worries by not seeing a doc in 42 years. Guess I’ll die tonight and not have to go to work. Or maybe outlive all of ya…