Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 28, 2013
June 27, 2013
June 29, 2013
Transcript:
Norman: In this year's "pageant of the painters" show, I'll be the farmer in the "American Gothic" painting. I stand onstage next to my wife, with a dignified look on my face. We have to stand perfectly still for 2 minutes! Ralph: Don't mess it up like last year... Turn off your cell-phone!! Norman: Don't worry. I'm putting it on vibrate!
Very predictable! He probably has not tried the vibrate before so it will make him laugh when the farmer has a very serious expression.