Ralph: I love the salad bar! I painstakingly build my salad just the way I like it! Nooo!! Why do they make blue cheese dressing look exactly like ranch?
Well because all blue cheese dressing is ranch with the blue cheese added to it.
So did he want ranch and got blue cheese, or did he want blue cheese and got ranch? More importantly, what’s wrong with either?
What’s Ranch?
Take my advice, Ralph, and try honey mustard instead. Best dressing there is.
Sometimes the label the dang stuff.
Thousand Island kinda guy
Look at all the salad dressing he used . . . nothing healthy about that.
Blue cheese, tastes like moldy cheese…. and for good reason. Yuck!!
The horror! The horror!
Ralph eating a salad??? When did we slip over into FantasyWorld?
Yummy blue cheese! Can’t think of anything worse than Ranch.
Whatever happened to roquefort? You used to be able to get the Big Boy jar in the cold section at Smart N Final but I guess it wasn’t a good seller.
Blue cheese dressing improved your salad Ralph.A little too much dressing though.
Moldy cheese tastes gross, why would anyone eat mold on purpose?
Even smell penicillin tablets?
Maybe this button would help, Ralph.
Why is Ralph eating a salad, anyway.
Some places don’t label the handles. They should label everything on a salad bar and on buffets.
For a UK reader, what is Ranch?
June 19, 2015
kittylover2 over 10 years ago
Well because all blue cheese dressing is ranch with the blue cheese added to it.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
So did he want ranch and got blue cheese, or did he want blue cheese and got ranch? More importantly, what’s wrong with either?
wendy.tebbatt Premium Member over 10 years ago
What’s Ranch?
therese_callahan2002 over 10 years ago
Take my advice, Ralph, and try honey mustard instead. Best dressing there is.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sometimes the label the dang stuff.
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Thousand Island kinda guy
Retired Dude over 10 years ago
Look at all the salad dressing he used . . . nothing healthy about that.
Dr_Fogg over 10 years ago
Blue cheese, tastes like moldy cheese…. and for good reason. Yuck!!
David Rickard Premium Member over 10 years ago
The horror! The horror!
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 10 years ago
Ralph eating a salad??? When did we slip over into FantasyWorld?
Purple-Stater Premium Member over 10 years ago
Yummy blue cheese! Can’t think of anything worse than Ranch.
platechick over 10 years ago
Whatever happened to roquefort? You used to be able to get the Big Boy jar in the cold section at Smart N Final but I guess it wasn’t a good seller.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 10 years ago
Blue cheese dressing improved your salad Ralph.A little too much dressing though.
locake over 10 years ago
Moldy cheese tastes gross, why would anyone eat mold on purpose?
rphbeta over 10 years ago
Even smell penicillin tablets?
rgcviper over 10 years ago
Maybe this button would help, Ralph.
2Goldfish over 10 years ago
Why is Ralph eating a salad, anyway.
lynnskay over 10 years ago
Some places don’t label the handles. They should label everything on a salad bar and on buffets.
MortimerCat Premium Member over 10 years ago
For a UK reader, what is Ranch?