Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 14, 2014
September 13, 2014
September 15, 2014
Transcript:
Ralph: Why are there two different brands of ketchup on the table? June: Because I like one of them and don't like the other... But I can't remember which is which! I didn't want to buy the wrong one, so I bought 'em both! So I'll try each one! Yes! This is the one I like! No, wait... Maybe it's this one! That's weird! I seem to like them both! Maybe it's mustard I don't like! Ralph: And all these years, I thought Norman took after my side of the family! Norman: Makes perfect sense to me, mom!
Heinz (and maybe others) now have no salt added, no sugar added, organic, & other specialized, gourmet ketchups (catsups).