Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 17, 2015
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Transcript:
Ralph: Whenever I make a note to myself, I can't decipher my own handwriting! So my family convinced me to make notes on my cell phone instead. Hammocks not fat. It's not off it's ouch. That's not working out so great, either!
I once dictated a list of Elvis movie titles into my cellphone. Was surprised that it had no problem with unusual words like “Clambake” and “Roustabout”, and was even smart enough to leave off the G in “Kissin’ Cousins”..The only one it couldn’t handle was “Live a Little, Love a Little”, which no matter how clearly I spoke came out as “Level Level Level Level”.