Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 09, 2015

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June: Ralph, Halloween was over a week ago! Isn't it time to throw away the jack-o-lantern? Ralph: That's the abominable pumpkinman! According to legend, you must never throw him away! If you do, he'll climb out of the trash can and return to haunt us! Patrick: It's true, mom. Dad's not crazy! Well...