Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 08, 2015
Transcript:
Ralph: Oof! June: Don't close your eyes in church! It's disrespectful! Ralph: Nah-ahh! It means I'm paying close attention to what's being spoken! When my eyes are open, I'm looking around getting distracted! When my eyes are closed, it means I'm focusing on the words I'm hearing! Patrick: What does it mean when he's snoring? Ralph: Z June: It means I'm about to turn his other cheek!
Their church is different from ours. In ours, the front is empty and the back is full.