Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 18, 2016
March 17, 2016
March 19, 2016
Transcript:
Phone: Hello, this is news-radio traffic! Ralph: Hi, this is "tipster Ralph" calling... We've had "carmageddon," we've had "jamzilla"... I thought of a cool name for the next big traffic jam - "the gridlock-ness monster!" Whaddaya think? Fine. I'll call the traffic reporter on channel 7!
I could see him do that…and wind up wearing a tinfoil hat, too.