Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 18, 2016
March 17, 2016
March 19, 2016
Transcript:
Phone: Hello, this is news-radio traffic! Ralph: Hi, this is "tipster Ralph" calling... We've had "carmageddon," we've had "jamzilla"... I thought of a cool name for the next big traffic jam - "the gridlock-ness monster!" Whaddaya think? Fine. I'll call the traffic reporter on channel 7!
californicated1 over 8 years ago
I could see him do that…and wind up wearing a tinfoil hat, too.
gzitver over 8 years ago
Actually it’s pretty clever.
mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago
@gzitver: it is. Hire Ralph to name to all the winter storms that news shows predict will be catastrophic.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 8 years ago
For our friends outside of SoCal (well, L.A.) — “Jamzilla” and “Carmageddon” were actual names used during construction projects that closed different freeways over a weekend. Much hype but in reality not nearly as apocalyphillic as advertised.
richardj over 8 years ago
Don’t forget “carbecue.”
David Rickard Premium Member over 8 years ago
Next up: Autodammerung—Twilight of the Rods
ChessPirate over 8 years ago
King Congestion…
robert423elliott almost 2 years ago
When did he change from Tipster Drabble to Tipster Ralph?