Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 12, 2016

My doctor laughs at all my dumb jokes. He’s a sweety.

Joust don’t see THIS doctor.

Doctor Hackenbush…

To quote the great Muddy Waters, that’s 23 hours too long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_sRX-xXdg

When the FNP came into the examination room yesterday, I started coughing violently. When I stopped, she asked, “Anything else?”

Our local rescue squad spends a lot of time upgrading Urgent Care customers to Emergency customers at the hospital.

23 hour care?

Ralph’s response should be, “Doc, you quack me up!”

if my doctor joked around like that , hed be the one needing a doctor after i bust his lip

Joke’s on him!! I’m broke!!

Oh, I don’t know. The guy who put in my wife’s knee replacements had a great sense of humor. Had to do manipulations (look it up) on her knees to get the degree of bend he wanted. Told her before he took her in, “If you hear things snapping and popping and cracking and breaking, don’t worry about it; I’m doing my job.” Turned to me, realizing I’d be out in the waiting room, and said, “Now if you hear things snapping and popping and cracking and breaking, I’m pushing too hard!”

Somewhere down the line, my wife had a follow-up with him after she had a gastric bypass and had lost a bunch of weight. He deadpanned, “There goes the Mercedes…”