Might as well have been talking to the wall there, he’s going to keep on going until something happens to him!
He’s super-sizing himself.
His new name is Big Mac.
“…but my mcnuggets are starting to hurt.”
But your arteries have slowed to a crawl…
Why is it that when you eat a quarter-pounder you gain 3 pounds?
A buffet is 30’ of fast food with a vegetable.
I think he’s having an affair with Wendy. It’s making Hunnybunch chili, even frosty.
It’s always a happy meal.
Ralph eats too much food fast.
That might explain why he is a few fries short of a happy meal
With cheese!
Ralph’s cardiologist loves him. $$$$$
In my husband’s case, it’s food on the brain. He’s snacking from the time he gets up until he goes to bed. And, the part that pisses me off is he doesn’t gain a pound. I keep telling him he’s hollow from the neck down.
I guess it wasn’t fast enough.
Honeybunch should demand that Ralph go on a fast food fast, fast.
i wanna Whataburger, but the closest is 1418mi./2281km. away..
Fast food makes you fat! So can slow food!
June 19, 2015
jagedlo over 5 years ago
Might as well have been talking to the wall there, he’s going to keep on going until something happens to him!
wmwiii Premium Member over 5 years ago
He’s super-sizing himself.
Macushlalondra over 5 years ago
His new name is Big Mac.
dadoctah over 5 years ago
“…but my mcnuggets are starting to hurt.”
carlosrivers over 5 years ago
But your arteries have slowed to a crawl…
Average Expert over 5 years ago
Why is it that when you eat a quarter-pounder you gain 3 pounds?
PoodleGroomer over 5 years ago
A buffet is 30’ of fast food with a vegetable.
Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago
I think he’s having an affair with Wendy. It’s making Hunnybunch chili, even frosty.
Richard L. Johnston over 5 years ago
It’s always a happy meal.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Ralph eats too much food fast.
h.v.greenman over 5 years ago
That might explain why he is a few fries short of a happy meal
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
With cheese!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Ralph’s cardiologist loves him. $$$$$
Bonita Voigt over 5 years ago
In my husband’s case, it’s food on the brain. He’s snacking from the time he gets up until he goes to bed. And, the part that pisses me off is he doesn’t gain a pound. I keep telling him he’s hollow from the neck down.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
I guess it wasn’t fast enough.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 5 years ago
Honeybunch should demand that Ralph go on a fast food fast, fast.
cosman over 5 years ago
i wanna Whataburger, but the closest is 1418mi./2281km. away..
MCProfessor over 5 years ago
Fast food makes you fat! So can slow food!