Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 21, 2021

Scooter needs to get into an exercise program…..

Meanwhile, Wally’s only recourse is the trash can.

Crumbs are one thing, but this is just deliberately wasteful.

A LITTLE? It’s no longer a Roomba, it’s becoming a Houseba!

I guess machines do get fat.

Scooter is doing Wally’s job?

Ugh… how many more of these vacuum jokes must we endure?

It’s time for emptying the dust collector and clean the under carriage

“She canna take much more, Captain! She’s gonna blow!”

Wally must be at the vet for a few days.

Where is the dog?

Well, that’s one way to diet… drop half the food on the floor.

Come on Scooter, save some for Wally.

Always have wondered how those things pick up all the debris. I have to dump the container on my upright vacuum several times when I’m using it. Two cats and a dog don’t help.

Where’s Wally?

Where’s the dog when you need him?

That’s nearly the whole bag of potato chips on the floor. At least Ralph won’t get fatter.

Bob could help with those. What about Bob? “Attention must be paid.”