Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 22, 2022

Hose water does taste different than tap. That was the water we drank during the summer playing outside.

Shoulda tried that other water in the bathroom…

There was an old Dennis The Menace strip in which Dennis’s mom brings him water at bedtime, and he says, “That’s bathroom water. I wanted kitchen water.”

As also done by Penn & Teller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2qydjVbLJk

He has to qualify which bathroom water?

It seems that Ralph doesn’t have the same problem Earl Pickles has…https://www.gocomics.com/pickles/2022/04/22?ct=v&cti=2208697

No toilet water?

My wife and mother-in-law wanted me to do a Coke-Pepsi-RC taste test. First they set me up with all three being the same one. They didn’t fool me. I have a cultured palate.

Truth? It is all the same water. Some people have the outside water tap straight off the water inlet, before the water goes through the water conditioner, if you have one.

the question is,can he guess what toilet bowl water tastes like?

They should include refrigerator filtered water.

I cold actually do this pretty easily, because hose water tastes like, well, hose, and my bathroom tap water is softened while the kitchen tap isn’t.

That second one had a tinge of tidy bowl.

These days a lotta people I know drink bottled water, even though American tap water is safe to drink.

that’s too simple a challenge. bathroom water is always the coldest, kitchen water is usually barely cool and hose water is warm.

I remember hose water as hot and nasty water but it was all we had and it was good on a hot day.