I got on the scale at the doctor’s office. Nurse then started looking at computer and said get on the scale again please! I said it’s right, I lost 25 lbs. I guess that doesn’t happen often. It was funny.
We just returned to the rain and cold of Vancouver after a warm, sunny Caribbean cruise…in our absence, I’m pretty sure our talking loo scale learned to tell fibs and exaggerate…sigh…
electricshadow Premium Member 9 months ago
If you get any heavier, the scale will be downscale…into the floor.
GROG Premium Member 9 months ago
I prefer to think of it as fatter.
Mindache 9 months ago
Go pescatrian.
Macushlalondra 9 months ago
Sign him up for a gym membership in January. And make sure he goes. You’ll have to go with him so make the membership for 2.
ddl297 9 months ago
I scoffed at first, then remembered Ralph does park ranger work, so he CAN safely exercise by walking, On to the treadmill!
jagedlo 9 months ago
Good thing the scale doesn’t talk, otherwise it would be saying “OK, you win! Now get off me!”
carlosrivers 9 months ago
From Rodney Dangerfield; I got on the scale and the card came out and it said “one at a time”
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 9 months ago
I got on the scale at the doctor’s office. Nurse then started looking at computer and said get on the scale again please! I said it’s right, I lost 25 lbs. I guess that doesn’t happen often. It was funny.
1953Baby 9 months ago
What a GREAT way to look at it. . .
DawnQuinn1 9 months ago
I am surprised that the scale did not groan in pain. lol
DatsunMan 9 months ago
Hey, after Thanksgiving buldge.
pbr50138 9 months ago
Ralph is making something out of nothing.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Ralph likes telling wide lies.
Saddenedby Premium Member 9 months ago
The problem with being upscale Ralph is it can usually mean that eventually you have to downsize. js
beharford 9 months ago
We just returned to the rain and cold of Vancouver after a warm, sunny Caribbean cruise…in our absence, I’m pretty sure our talking loo scale learned to tell fibs and exaggerate…sigh…