Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 02, 2024

You also have to put bread slices in it.

Not hilarious?

I think June left it unplugged for a reason when she saw Norm playing with the toaster.

I know Norm isn’t the brightest star in the sky, but this is too much.

here in Italy it’s easier, we call that type of so called bread “toast” even when it’s not toasted. “Bread” is real bread, not the industrial kind.

It’s good that idiot can stay with his parents, he’d NEVER make it alone.

Ralph obviously took advanced toaster training. That’s the most complex thing I’ve ever seen him do.

When you are sitting watching the toaster the rest of us are safe.

I put the bread slices in on their sides; the shiny top always burns, but the sides are manageable. Helpful tip of the day!

Hmmmm…. All the toasters I’ve ever used would not stay down if they weren’t plugged in.

I hope he didn’t use the same slice of bread from 15 years ago.

And NO raisin bread in that toaster, either!! EVER!!

He’s been waiting 15 years for it?

I like the newer feature where the bread won’t stay down if it is unplugged.

He probably did.

Maybe Norm needs to plug his brain in

How dumb can one be, he must have an IQ of 20:)

He wanted to see if you could figure it out yourself. He finally gave up after 15 years.

Probably did, and ten years ago, and five years ago, too.

As my best friend is fond of saying, “The cheese done slid off his cracker!”

What tells his body to work? There’s certainly nothing between his ears