The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 15, 1996
Transcript:
Fang: He's still out there. We're trapped! Eno: I can't believe old man Thompson's rottwieler has been eating neighborhood drifters and I never noticed. Fang: Think about it. It was so obvious! I'm surprised we didn't pick up on all the clues. Eno: What clues? Fang: Did you ever notice all the mailman uniforms at thompson's yard sales?? Eno: Hey, when I can get pairs of black knee high socks for two bucks a pop, I don't ask questions.