The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 30, 2002
Transcript:
Fang: Cough. Gag! Eno, don't you think you wear your cologne kinda heavy? Eno: Heavy? I don't know what you're talking about. Man: Hi. I'm from the E.P.A. just wanted to notify you folks there's a boil order in effect. We've been finding high doses of aqua velva in the groundwater.
And toxic levels of Bryll Cream