The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for November 07, 2008
Transcript:
Eno: Could you help me find... uh.. you know..toilet paper? Woman: Bathroom tissue? Right over here. Woman: this is a very popular brand. It's quilted, scented, and comes in six pastel prints! Eno: no thanks. I don't believe one's toilet paper should be nice than one's bedding.
Word, lalas! Word! A real waste. And what for? To be soiled and flushed down. Same applies for colored and scented TP.