When I was growing up, Baptists didn’t approve of dancing. Our favorite joke was “Why don’t Baptists allow sex while standing up?” “It might lead to dancing.” Our 2nd-favorite was to cross ourselves after a prayer and say: “Just in case we’re wrong.”
When I was growing up, Baptists didn’t approve of dancing. Our favorite joke was “Why don’t Baptists allow sex while standing up?” “It might lead to dancing.” Our 2nd-favorite was to cross ourselves after a prayer and say: “Just in case we’re wrong.”