When I was growing up, Baptists didn’t approve of dancing. Our favorite joke was “Why don’t Baptists allow sex while standing up?” “It might lead to dancing.” Our 2nd-favorite was to cross ourselves after a prayer and say: “Just in case we’re wrong.”
Here's Waldo over 4 years ago
He said Heimlich, Monty. Not Hind Lick.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
I hope the wife ejects the blocking object into his beer.
Yontrop over 4 years ago
It that’s really what’s happening, they sure are taking it very casually.
pekelopan Premium Member over 4 years ago
Knowing what I know about Eno, I didn’t think anything would offend him.
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 4 years ago
When I was growing up, Baptists didn’t approve of dancing. Our favorite joke was “Why don’t Baptists allow sex while standing up?” “It might lead to dancing.” Our 2nd-favorite was to cross ourselves after a prayer and say: “Just in case we’re wrong.”
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
Heimlich maneuver – Family Guy version…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBW9hG62T30
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Grandma would approve if it was her choking.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
Grandma doesn’t approve of grinding or twerking.
jscarff57 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Grandma would have approved if they hadn’t taken their clothes off first.
PO' DAWG over 4 years ago
Darn it Hon, if your were choking I don’t think I can get my arms around you. Wifie then showed him a different maneuver… a quick punch to the gut.
KEA over 4 years ago
I used to think religion was funny. Not so much, recently.
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
It vas only a choke Papa.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Well, as long as they know each other.