Ever notice how hockey players are frequently missing teeth? Yeah? The reason they’re not also missing fingers, is they don’t reach down to pick up something that large players are actively whacking with sticks while they encircle it on footwear perched atop razer-sharp blades.
Ratkin Premium Member 11 months ago
That’s bull hockey.
sirbadger 11 months ago
Punching would work so much better with a puck in the hand.
rex.vecors 11 months ago
“I went to the fights last night and a hockey game broke out.” -Rodney Dangerfield
dbrucepm 11 months ago
when it comes to hockey I just say puck it
flemmingo 11 months ago
They also use hand to pick up an occasional lost tooth!
John Leonard Premium Member 11 months ago
As the joke goes, I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
gnorth22 Premium Member 11 months ago
They actually can use their hands, but they can’t close their hand around the puck or grab it. Except the goalie, of course.
mwksix 11 months ago
Can they kick it in with their skates or head it in with their helmets?
Zen-of-Zinfandel 11 months ago
Take her out for a romantic drive on the Zamboni.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
Good explanation, and so true. But I was gonna say, then they wouldn’t have any use for those sticks, except to wack each other.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
Being stingy with the beer again, huh Eno? Some romantic Friday date. burp. :)
eb110americana 11 months ago
Ever notice how hockey players are frequently missing teeth? Yeah? The reason they’re not also missing fingers, is they don’t reach down to pick up something that large players are actively whacking with sticks while they encircle it on footwear perched atop razer-sharp blades.