It’s a lot safer for kids today than it was when I was a child, half a century ago! Mom would kick us out of the house in the mornings on days we didn’t have school and tell us to come back for meals. These days, you can get arrested for child abuse for making sure your kids get fresh air and exercise. Busybodies of the world, UNITE! So we can get you in one place, identify you, and neutralize you so kids can be kids again.
It’s a lot safer for kids today than it was when I was a child, half a century ago! Mom would kick us out of the house in the mornings on days we didn’t have school and tell us to come back for meals. These days, you can get arrested for child abuse for making sure your kids get fresh air and exercise. Busybodies of the world, UNITE! So we can get you in one place, identify you, and neutralize you so kids can be kids again.