I would say he’s backed up.
Call roto rooter, that’s the name, to flush your troubles down the drain.
Quick! He needs to go to the hospital!
His bowels are in a jar in the museum.
All he does now is fart dust!!!
Be-guaze are you wound too tight, but your innards are all in a bind!
So if he went, he wouldn’t even know it? I’m not cleaning that up! :)
And when was the last time you had anything to eat?
It was the 5th Movement from my Sphinx Concerto…
5000 years? That’s stool long.
no wonder he looks so crappy…
Well, now, I guess that’s proof-positive that he hasn’t really given a s—t about much, in a very long time.
That would qualify as constipation! Maybe a world record, Doc. Write him up for one of the medical journals!
Better clear your afternoon calendar, doc. Just getting this guy’s medical history is going to take a while.
October 30, 2015
catmom1360 8 months ago
I would say he’s backed up.
oldpine52 8 months ago
Call roto rooter, that’s the name, to flush your troubles down the drain.
saylorgirl 8 months ago
Quick! He needs to go to the hospital!
Zapbessacarr 8 months ago
His bowels are in a jar in the museum.
Knightman Premium Member 8 months ago
All he does now is fart dust!!!
Zebrastripes 8 months ago
Be-guaze are you wound too tight, but your innards are all in a bind!
Impkins Premium Member 8 months ago
So if he went, he wouldn’t even know it? I’m not cleaning that up! :)
megerkey 8 months ago
And when was the last time you had anything to eat?
T... 8 months ago
It was the 5th Movement from my Sphinx Concerto…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
5000 years? That’s stool long.
gopher gofer 8 months ago
no wonder he looks so crappy…
tinstar 8 months ago
Well, now, I guess that’s proof-positive that he hasn’t really given a s—t about much, in a very long time.
Sisyphos 8 months ago
That would qualify as constipation! Maybe a world record, Doc. Write him up for one of the medical journals!
paullp Premium Member 8 months ago
Better clear your afternoon calendar, doc. Just getting this guy’s medical history is going to take a while.