Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for March 28, 2024

Transcript:

"Jamie Lynne Spears really messed up." "Yeah, her poor baby." "Poor future starlets. They'll have to get pregnant at 12 and they'll be lucky to get $10,000!" "Where there's a will..." "I KNOW!" "I'll sell my amazing story of a teenager who isn't knocked up or in rehab." "Too weird to be believed."