Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for April 28, 2024

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"Who's misbehaving in Hollywood?" "You have options." "There's the pregnant singer in rehab." "The minor sitcom stud whose DNA proves he's a dad. And, then..." "There's the starlet who's too young to drive but not to parent." "Inspirational! Any more life-affirming news?" "You have options." "There's the celeb love child in detox, the boy who ran away from his $36 million Hollywood home..." "And the kid whose mega-wattage parents are in an Oscar-worthy custody battle." "Makes you wonder." "If they can fix dogs, why not movie stars?"