Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for April 28, 2024
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April 29, 2024
Transcript:
"Who's misbehaving in Hollywood?" "You have options." "There's the pregnant singer in rehab." "The minor sitcom stud whose DNA proves he's a dad. And, then..." "There's the starlet who's too young to drive but not to parent." "Inspirational! Any more life-affirming news?" "You have options." "There's the celeb love child in detox, the boy who ran away from his $36 million Hollywood home..." "And the kid whose mega-wattage parents are in an Oscar-worthy custody battle." "Makes you wonder." "If they can fix dogs, why not movie stars?"
daisypekin01 8 months ago
Hear, hear!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member 8 months ago
So did the starlet, who is a minor, work for Disney studios??
ladykat 8 months ago
It’s the egos. You can’t fix those.
donut reply 8 months ago
♫We’re white punks on dope. Mom and Dad live in Hollywood.♪
RadioDial Premium Member 8 months ago
..hate to point it out, but it’s not just Hollywood..
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 8 months ago
All reported in the National Enquirer, formerly run by the aptly but unfortunately named David P*cker (which for the record is on GoComics banned list!). Anybody with the name like that should’ve changed it before middle school
willie_mctell 8 months ago
I’ve never figured out why people are fascinated by stories about celebrities doing the same kinds of things ordinary people (with less money) do. Far as I know celebrity excrement is indistinguishable from the ordinary people variety except through DNA. Oh, regular people can’t afford spa level rehab.
aussie399 Premium Member 6 months ago
Because movie stars are to broken to “fix”. Now, castrate, spay, romoval of voicebox, etc – they have possibilities