Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for March 14, 2021

That’s actually been tried by some tellers!! It always throws the would-be robber off!!

Here, fill out this application for an account. List your name, address and social security number, then sign it. How much would you like to deposit today?

Wear a mask into a bank? NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!

Mask is too high

Yup.. under the name Smith & Wesson K22

he forgot his secure id

Yep, your bank fees have been robbing me blind for years, thought I’d return the favor.

Just make sure you login with all your personal information first.

Look at the way he’s dressed. He’s clearly a no-account.