But it is fully automated with the latest artificial intelligence. It stops at the metal eraser ring… in .1 seconds. With your choice of Dangerously Pointy, or Safety Rounded lead tips.
I switched to mechanical pencils in the second grade after getting one in a pen and pencil set for Christmas in 1962. I remember the scorn on the teacher’s face when I first took it out to use – dunno why. She treated me poorly from then on. No more wiggling butt at the pencil sharpener for me.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Bit of overkill don’t you think.
The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago
It also works on ball point pens and vampire stakes.
goboboyd over 1 year ago
But it is fully automated with the latest artificial intelligence. It stops at the metal eraser ring… in .1 seconds. With your choice of Dangerously Pointy, or Safety Rounded lead tips.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I can believe it! I like the old fashioned crank one, thank you!
Sir Isaac over 1 year ago
They gave you an excuse to get up and stretch your legs.
cactusbob333 over 1 year ago
Don’t let the mohel see this.
library_dean over 1 year ago
I thought that we reached a new level of decadence when electric pencil sharpeners were considered a necessity in classrooms.
drycurt over 1 year ago
I switched to mechanical pencils in the second grade after getting one in a pen and pencil set for Christmas in 1962. I remember the scorn on the teacher’s face when I first took it out to use – dunno why. She treated me poorly from then on. No more wiggling butt at the pencil sharpener for me.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 1 year ago
…Got a Hemi in that sucker?
T... over 1 year ago
We sharp-test our pencils 5000 times to ensure quality…
Gonzojr over 1 year ago
And practical. It can be used as a paperweight too.
megiggles over 1 year ago
And when you’re not using it as a pencil sharpener you can use it as a brush chipper.
donut reply over 1 year ago
Only $10 in electricity to sharpen a pencil.