F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 15, 2012
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October 16, 2012
Transcript:
Man facing left: Looks like interest in the marching band was a little low this year.
Yeah, that’s why your children should go to college: attend football games and watch marching bands, and, above all, participate in wild alcohol fueled parties. Education? What’s that? It’s been so dumbed down so much that 99% of the “graduates” can’t even read, write, or spell! Science? That’s for nerds, not “real” students. Real students explore hard hitting subjects as “emotive dance”, or “basket weaving appreciation”, or my favorite “class warfare among the ancient Mayan alpacas!”. No wonder the U.S. is in such dire straits!