F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 09, 2014

F- on the kids’ part.

Name that green thing!

A moldy giant mushroom?A genetically engineered broccoli floret?An atomic bomb model for a science project?

I couldn’t figure out at first why the kid was holding a huge green whoopie cushion. That’s one big broccoli.

“Food, food everywhere, but not a bite to eat!" That’s what my bro and I would chant when we came home from school and looked in the fridge. LOL!

The horror….

They can’t find anything in a color not known in nature. They’ll starve. Maybe there’s a Cheeto under the couch.

Sounds just like my son.

I will NOT play that clip!The last time I heard that bit, I needed a witch doctor to get it out of my head. And witch doctors go straight to deductible on BCBS.

Thanks, Al, that was cute!

Or as I overheard a kid say once, “My mom’s on a diet. She doesn’t buy food anymore, now she just buys ingredients.”