F Minus by Tony Carrillo for April 06, 2021

And when being chased by a lion. remember that you don’t need to outrun the lion, you only need to outrun the person next to you.

A defensive back should do it.

When I did basic training, the Army was still smarting from the embarrassment of all the GIs who became POWs because they couldn’t run fast enough to avoid capture. I kept myself motivated during our long training runs by imagining the entire Chinese army chasing me.

The guy is more interested in watching the girl. He’ll stay back. I run twice a week and enjoy the feminine pulchritude on the trails. Even the 50-year-olds look good to me now.

Puff, puff, I’ve been running for days! Variants, everywhere variants!

So true!

Like your soon to be Ex?

Like you stole it.

…kinda makes sense…

or someone you are running to

Middle-aged people run from the accumulation of despair and responsibility.

Sorry, I can’t just run. I have to have a destination – like a bakery.

Or just enjoy the view in front of you…..

I’ve got a friend who was using an app for exercise, she had to run for a couple of minutes any time zombies started growling.

Listen to the Prelude to Act One of “Die Walkurie” on headphones. Great chase music.