I’ve been told that if you want to get rid of stuff from your house, put it into an Amazon box and leave it on the porch. It’ll be gone within the day. No more rubbish.
One of my favorite F- strips was a man calling his wife as someone runs from their porch with a package “We’re going to need another box of angry hornets while you’re out”
Leroy 9 months ago
“WE?? How long are you going to guard it, Dad?”
C 9 months ago
Hopefully a shotgun shell or glitter bomb
The dude from FL Premium Member 9 months ago
If it’s crud, you’ll have to return it!
eromlig 9 months ago
I love all the YouTube videos of Porch Pirate traps.
xaingo 9 months ago
Why would there be an active GPS device with a police department sticker in the box? And why do I hear sirens?
milnerdd2 Premium Member 9 months ago
This is way too close to reality.
MIHorn Premium Member 9 months ago
Litter box contents.
first0ime-movie Premium Member 9 months ago
Do as I say, not as I do.
MRC112 9 months ago
I’ve been told that if you want to get rid of stuff from your house, put it into an Amazon box and leave it on the porch. It’ll be gone within the day. No more rubbish.
paranormal 9 months ago
He must be a big brother…
oish 9 months ago
One of my favorite F- strips was a man calling his wife as someone runs from their porch with a package “We’re going to need another box of angry hornets while you’re out”
hooglah 9 months ago
In Texas, you can shot anyone stealing your property. There have been several that will never steal anything again. Works for me!
Bill D. Kat Premium Member 9 months ago
Or he could return it to the rightful owner.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Bad Dad. The next package he steals will be yours.
William Bednar Premium Member 9 months ago
Maybe Dad needs to put on a Gas Mask before opening the package?
norphos 8 months ago
I am often asking Amazon to have the delivery people ring the bell or knock.