F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 02, 2024

Prolly a tea shirt.

I don’t want to know how you water it

On a date, it’s better to go in something other than Shrinking Violet.

It may not be divine, but it’ll grow on you.

Besides, now that their season is over the Cubs don’t need the ivy until next year.

Don’t mess with the pants made with natural living fibers…

Quite an Ivy League look!

Where are those roots going?

Plant enslavement trafficking! Pot wearing pervs.

Probably looked better on the model at the fashion show

Jolly Green Giant’s hand-me-downs.

On the rack next to the emperor’s new clothes.

THIS is how Kudzu will take over the world

From their Adam and Eve collection. Let’s see how it looks on Eve.

Notice they never have any trouble taking your nasty non-organic money.

Genuine fig leaves.