For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for March 24, 2000
Transcript:
Michael: I don't know if I can part with Ned, Weeder. - He's like...family. Weed: But I appreciate him more than you do! Besides, you have the "Fickle Finger." Michael: This was my Dad's. It has sentimental value! Mrs. Dingle: What are you two on about?! Michael: We're moving...and we both want "Ned." Mrs. Dingle: That's the trouble with separation, isn't it - there's always an innocent victim in the middle.
OK, what did John do to warrant the Flying, Fickle Finger of Fate